Hulk Smash

Link: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/864197-the-incredible-hulk-xxx-porn-parody-turns-blue-movies-green

 

Okay so as a kid my favorite superhero was the Incredible Hulk. I just thought he was soooo Cute and super Strong. Funny how as a kid I could be so in love with a fictional tv/movie character, then I grow up only to see this very person playing on another tv show many years later: King Of Queens LOL. Lou Ferrigno was much sexier to me as a kid than he is now, but hey I wasn't in love with him... I was in love with his alter ego... Incredible Hulk .

 

There is just something that turns a girl's dry panties wet when she thinks of her favorite superhero. Maybe yours is the infamous upside down kiss that Spiderman gives MJ. Yes, like you, I melted like butter while shedding a tear of joy down my cheek. It's hard not to fall madly in love with these fictional characters. They have super human strength, they are out to do Good; not evil, they have mystery, provide adventure and just completely ooze with sex appeal. Oh yeah these are the men of our dreams. HaHa, I so love fiction with its limitless abilities that exist only inside our minds. Daydreaming is an amazing way to escape the mundane lives we all normally lead by filling them with lustful longing for characters of the Fantasy Worlds we love to create.

 

Until now that is. Holy Money Shot Batman!! Vivid is now making a  Superhero Porn Parody . Their first one will be The Incredible Hulk XXX Porn Parody LOL. Ummmm, okay so I am quite intrigued with seeing this video LOL. I am not really into porn that much as I find it, well, insanely boring after the 1st 4-5 minutes of a good close up pussy pounding or POV blow job. The other thing that bothers me is when they have some gay guy pretending to be into fucking a girl with his cock only 75% hard and 100% of his body shaved. The lack of realness ruins it for me as I can NOT get past the part that the video is as fake as her orgasms, tits, lips, etc LOL. BUT, but... throw in a few superheroes, and you have perked me right up. Might be silly, but at least now they have added a little "OOMPH" to a regularly yawn inducing video. Hey guys, I know that you like porn, and pretty much any porn at that. I totally get that, but I am not a guy. To ask me to watch porn you would probably find yourself viewing things that left you disconcerted more than they enticed you LOL. (Oh who am I kidding, LOL? Men are much more sexually perverse than I think they will ever be willing to confess to us women LOL. Too Funny!) For me to enjoy porn I either need to have my eyes bugging out of my head saying, "OMG, Who Does That?" OR I need a little something more romantic.... like Superhero Porn LOL.

 

Anyway I'll be looking out for this video as well as any others they intend to produce. Gawd I need to get a life LOL. As a single woman, who hasn't had sex in... well I can't even remember now LOL, I find myself "daydreaming with my hands" a lot... A LOT (insert bashful grin)... about all kinds of steamy scenarios. On more than one occasion I have fantasized about being ravished by a few superheroes... Superhero Gang Bang (HaHa Ohhhh That's Silly... Silly But HOT !!) Something tells me this may, sooner rather than later, become another item on my Bucket List... Mmmmmm. I'm teasing of course lol. HaHa, just trying to make you Laugh and Smile !  :-D~

 

Your empire flourishes, Master Shredder... COWABUNGA!

Bucket List Item #375: Comic-Con

 

Well I can now say... Mission Accomplished! I have successfully checked off another item on my Bucket List... Item #375 Comic-Com. Woo Hoo!

 

Okay so here's how it all went down. I had a plane ticket, a hotel and spending money. The only thing I did not have was a pass to Comic-Con. Ahhhh, I was sad, but decided to make the trip to San Diego anyway because let's not kid ourselves about all the other Fun one can have in San Diego.

 

So the first day was nothing short of a disaster LOL. When I arrived at the airport all the flights were shut down, and they were not allowing anyone to enter or leave the terminals. I guess there was some sort of security breach, OMG. Finally that was all cleared up, and I finally boarded my plane. The flight was lovely, and after we touched down I immediately went to the restroom before claiming my luggage. As I am in the bathroom, some lady has this big ass suitcase blocking everyone. She starts to wheel it out of there when she ran over my foot taking off all the toe nail polish with it. "Are you fucking kidding me!?!", was screaming through my head. If you are not a girl then you have no idea what kind of monstrosity this is to have to experience knowing you are on vacation, and you now look like shit. YES, men and especially women will notice this. I was totally embarrassed, but kept pressing on to the baggage claim area anyway to retrieve my things.

 

After a very long ride in the shuttle to my hotel (traffic was freaking nuts due to Comic-Con), I am standing at the front desk to check in. What do you know? My room is not ready, and the room has not been paid for (or so they thought). I can now feel tears welling up in my eyes as I am about to have a serious meltdown. The girl at the counter noticed my angst, and was actually super accommodating helping to get everything sorted out. The room was paid for, but they weren't accustomed to the way it had been booked. Also they offered me another room that was not the villa that was reserved for me, but instead was a smaller room with a bay front view. Okay so now we have all that settled I could not wait to get my crap in my room, and take the water taxi over to Gaslamp District to go get something to eat for dinner.

 

Now there is more to this story, but I really don't care to share it with the rest of you. All you need to know is it was crazy terrible, and finally left me in tears thinking to myself that this whole trip was one hell of a Big Mistake! I got on my computer to look for a flight that left back to Kansas City the next morning. Something inside me said, "Put the phone down dear, go take a hot bubble bath and then see how you feel tomorrow. If you still feel the same... change your flight and go back home." So I did exactly that. I laid in that scolding hot tub for over an hour until I looked more like a raisin than I did a human lol.

 

The next morning I decided I would give it one more day in San Diego. I got myself fixed up. I put on my bikini with a sundress over that (my usual daily attire while there LOL). I put on a fake smile, and I headed out the door to the front desk where I got directions to Coronado Beach. I walked there, and I am glad I did because it gave me so much time to think, to process, to sort out all of the swirling thoughts that had bombarded my mind. After asking 7 people for directions, LOL, I finally found a restaurant where I had 2 Mojitos before I went to the beach. They were strong, too strong LOL. I staggered to the beach, lol not really but almost, where I found a great spot that was begging for my towel to be laid upon it.

 

Ahhhh now this is the life! I would just lay out until I was melting then I would make my way out as far as I could in the ocean. See I am super afraid of ocean life... well only when I am IN the ocean lol. I told myself that no matter how cold this water was, or how scared I was of being stung by a jelly fish, I was going to overcome this fear by doing the unthinkable. I swam out pretty damn far. As far as the guys/gals that were teaching surfing lessons. Now overcoming my fears did not mean being ignorant to the power of the sea. I was fully aware of undertows, and I knew that I was there by myself that if something happened like that I would never be found because no one would be looking for me.

 

When the sun started setting I tracked back to my hotel where I changed into something a little nicer... another sundress HaHaHa. Went to dinner. Came back ordered some Mojitos from the hotel bar, and soaked my sore lil muscles in the hot tub. There was a couple already in there. The wife reminded me of Lisbeth Salander from The Girl With The Dragon Tattoos books. Except she was much more attractive, and had the coolest hair I have ever laid eyes on. She had kind of a black mo-hawkish do on top, but the sides were very short. They had been dyed to look just like a leopard. I told her that I found her hair a marvelous work of art. She said her gal was an amazingly creative hairdresser who also does star's hair like Katy Perry. Okay it dawned on me that this girl probably had a little bit of money. Yes, in fact, they did LOL. The husband was a programmer who makes all of the Call Of Duty video games, and she is also a programmer that makes the Barbie and LaDeeDa video games. They had my attention!

 

I carried on a fascinating conversation with them until the pool closed, and hotel security kicked us out. Turns out they live on the same street as Kathy Griffin and some others that are more into the production side of things rather than an actor/actress. The best parts were: They were not stuck up. They were very humble, and did not show off their money. They were an absolute pleasure to get to spend some time with just picking their brains. They were there for Comic-Con. I explained my situation to them about not being able to get a ticket unless I wanted to pay $1,000 for a 1 day pass. Obviously they got their passes through their company were they worked, but they told me I need to buy these passes in March if I am going to have any chance of getting a decent price as well as their availability. Okay so I was set to start my Comic-Con Bucket List objective in March. I surrendered myself to this year... sadly... I was NOT going to Comic-Con. Such Is Life...

 

The next morning I was going to just go back to the beach where I had already had a Fantastic time since all hopes were gone for going to Comic-Con. Something inside me said, "No. Go shopping for your family". So I did just that. I purchased some things for them that I knew they would love, and that made me feel Happy. When I had "shopped til I dropped", LOL, I headed back to the place where I waited for the water taxis to transport me back over to my hotel on Coronado island. There I met a man that had been at Comic-Con all day, and was heading back to our hotel. We chit-chatted about this and that where I had explained in a most humorous way my plight of being in San Diego, but not being able to attend Comic-Con. He laughed, looked up at me, and began to use words that became music to my ears. He told me that he had won an award, and because of that he had lifetime passes to Comic-Con. (Go On) He then told me that his wife hates going to these kinds of things, and had not accompanied him on this trip. (Go On) He then tells me that he has her pass, and would be more than happy to just give it to me so I could attend this event since it was one of my Bucket List items. For what ever reason, this man just gave me a pass. A free pass! A FREE Professional pass! Holy Shit... I AM GOING TO COMIC-CON!!!

 

We got back to the hotel, and indeed he was serious. As the clouds opened up bright lights shot out of the sky illuminating this glorious pass to Comic-Con. (Que Heavenly Voices Singing)

 

I ran up to my room to put my purchases away. Then I flew out of there like a bat out of hell, and headed back down to the water taxi stand. Again (I am one LUCKY gal) there is a man and a woman dressed in a super sexy Spiderman costume. They can see the joy surrounding my entire being. I reveal what had just happened, and they shared in my happiness. This girl was so hot! She looks at me with a devilish grin where she asks, "Do you want to wear a costume?" Immediately without a moment to pause I reply, "YES". She tells me she has an extra costume in her bag that I can wear, and when I'm done just leave it at the front desk for them later. Now she pulls out this shiny green costume telling me it is a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle costume. Okay I am (blankity-blank) years old, and well most women my age would NOT wear a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle costume. You know what though? There are times in my life where I have to set things aside, and just ENJOY the EXPERIENCE. No matter what self-conscious thoughts may flood my mind about what others will think. So I did just that. My daily attire being a bikini and sundress made it easy to do the outfit change on the dock. I flung off my sundress, stuffed it in my bag and slinked into the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle costume. Oh, btw, I was Donatello LOL. (Insert Laughs)

 

Arriving at the convention center I walked faster than the old ladies who power walk at 5am lol. I got in with my super special "Professional Pass", and began my mission of finding my favorite area... Star Wars! I was not shy about stopping people to ask them to take a picture for me. I was ecstatic when I had my picture taken with a Storm Trooper!! Hell YES!!! This.... Is..... Legen (wait for it) Dary!!! Woo Hoo... Comic-Con!! I continued my adventure wading through more people than I have ever seen in my entire life combined. This was serious! I took tons of pictures with different characters, and one of them may be on a website somewhere (geez I hope not LOL). It made me Happy that so many people were so seriously committed to whatever their "gig" was. It was just so great to see so many people that had a love for what I like to call the "Fantasy World" .

 

Now that I have been able to check off my Comic-Con Bucket List Item, I am now free to begin a new search. I do have that Furry Party I would still like to attend LOL. Geez I wonder how that whole event will transpire? With me, I never know where, when or what is going to cross my path to help me achieve my goal. You know what? I wouldn't have it any other way.

I just ENJOY the ride...

Lost In Translation

She Wasn't Where She Had Been.

She Wasn't Where She Was Going...

But She Was On Her Way.

~ Jodi Hill ~

 

 

night walked down the sky with the moon in her hand

"Three Things Cannot Be Long Hidden: The Sun, The Moon, and The Truth."

- Hindu Prince Gautama Siddharta

 

While I was dinking around in the library the other day I stopped by the section near the entrance/exit that houses all the advertisements for events going on throughout Kansas City. One flyer that caught my eye titled itself as FREE FRIDAY NIGHT ASTRONOMY. Sweet! I have been looking for a public observatory that I could go to view things outside of my gravity field... Earth lol.

 

Mainly I really wanted to check out our moon for closer inspection. I am quite fond of the moon, and last night's feature was nothing short of amazing! Gorgeous crescent moon; one of my personal "favs". The pumpkin orange hue it possessed as it rose over the rooftops demanded my attention as I followed it moving gradually moved from east to west. Intermittently the charcoal colored clouds played hide-n-seek with the moon shaping it into objects that resembled cheese, scenes from Halloween and at times only a small twinkle of light would shine through. For me the moon is what gives me my energy, my sensuality; desire and my creativity. It just sets the stage for an atmosphere where anything is possible making each moment spent throughout the night filled with a bit of flirtatious mystery.

 

So I think you can understand why when I gazed upon this particular flyer I was filled with excitement. I am so stoked to try this place out. What will I see? What kind of people will be there? Are they nice? What else can I experience by trying something new? New ideas, new thoughts, maybe even new people? I sure hope so lol! I am always up for new adventures, and this observatory may be just the perfect starting place for the beginning of a new Journey. Woo Hoo!! :-D

 

So you love astronomy too? Looking to have a lil innocent out-of-this-world fun some Friday evening? Sweetness! I have listed all the information below for your viewing pleasure:

Na-Nu, Na-Nu

*(If you need an explanation:)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mork_%26_Mindy

 

*****    FREE FRIDAY NIGHT ASTRONOMY:    *****

Where:    UMKC's Warkoczewski Public Observatory, Charlotte St & 52nd St. (UMKC Royall Hall)

When:    Friday Night's, April thru October, Dusk until 11pm (On clear nights/check website)

See:    Telescope Views of Planets, Moons, Double Stars, Gas Clouds and more!

Website:    http://cas.umkc.edu/physics/warko

Now Playing At A Theater Near You

Link: http://introphilosophyfilm.wordpress.com/

 

Okay so not really that kind of film, rather I was referring to layers of film we wear over our "true natural" selves each and every day.

 

I have been doing a bit of an experiment on myself over the last year. I examine my face, hair, body condition on a daily basis. It is amazing to me how when there are more layers than desired, I well, look like crap LOL. Certainly not my best. I am just one of those people that usually "wear their feelings on their sleeve". When I am having a fantastic day, nothing could go wrong, the birds are singing a glorious song, I'll look in the mirror and be pleased lol. Silly!

 

So I started making mental folders where I would store daily notes about each change that occurred, when and would use that data to try to intercept things I needed to fix, get rid of or just begin. This is not a fun process I will eagerly admit. Nor is it anything I would stop doing. Taking a look at what & who I am on the inside of myself takes a lot courage and strength. It is very easy for me as a person to focus on all the things that are good about me, and sort of sweep the "other" under the bed. Out of Sight, Out of Mind LOL.

 

By practicing this daily evaluation I have also opened my eyes up to being able to look at a person, and not judge them for where they are in their life today. I feel I am now more compassionate when I "see" them versus maybe how I would have seen them a year ago. I guess the best example my mind can think of was when I went to that funeral I wrote about a few blogs ago. I was taken back when I walked into this huge room filled with a lot of people; family and friends. What I noticed that stood out the most was there were a lot of heroin addicts in that room. I could read it on the outside of their person. There was however, a glimmer of a light that still shines through there. I can see them for who the person they really are, and not this "temporary" condition of being addicted to a drug.

 

Film...

I have a superabundance of layers of film, lol,  that as they come to the surface I try to work diligently on fixing, changing or doing. I realized that there is a difference between being Happy versus having Joy. Happiness is a temporary feeling that we would get usually after receiving something or a gift, etc. Our happiness would be effected if that got taken away. So Joy on the other hand is a permanent state of mind. It is being able to feel joyful even if the seas were crashing your ship insanely into each giant wave thrashing and shredding your ship, you and your crew. That takes a lot of patience, practice and patience LOL.

 

This.

This is why I work on removing my layers of film.

To be a Joyful person who Joyfully experiences and gives Joy.

Yeahhhhhh.... I know that is sooo tree-hugger(ish), LOL, but it works.    It Really Works    :-D

Blog Stats

  • Total posts(86)
  • Total comments(0)

Tags

All tags

Forgot your password?