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Link: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/46595904/ns/us_news/#.T1cVHuQ2PIV

First let me state, "What an ass"! I have no clue what went through this idiot's mind when he thought up this asinine plan of hiding his cum in yogurt samples. I wonder if he meant it to be a funny joke, if he's mentally ill or if he is just some disgruntled misogynist. Whatever the case may be this is insanely disturbing, as well as possibly physically dangerous to anyone who encountered these samples. However with that being said, I also have an odd sense of humor. I found myself laughing hysterically after I read this story. The humorous parts to me were (a) the mental image I got when I imagined these innocent women happily sampling a scrumptious bite then finding themselves gagging & spitting the cum-tainted yogurt on the floor in utter disgust,  AND (b) the fact that no matter what you do to cum.... It Always Tastes Nasty LMAO

Link: http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2011/10/111018-spiders-mating-back-rubs-orb-weavers-silk-animals-science/

Hilarious! Isn't it just like a man to have ulterior motives in his ploy to get sex? Even male spiders don't give back rubs "Just Because". It seems like there is always a hidden agenda with males, and it usually involves finding ways to have lots and lots of... Sex   LOL!   What A Silly Story!!

Link : http://www.thefrisky.com/2012-03-07/learn-how-to-laugh-from-an-expert/

OMG! This lady is super silly. I guess she is some "Professional Laugh Expert" who makes these laugh tutorial videos. I don't know if I need any training from her as I think laughter should just come naturally. Now if her goal was to make me crack up then she definitely gets an A+ in that department! Hahaha, ohhhh the goofy shit that's on the internet LOL.

Link (KONY 2012): http://www.kony2012.com/

Link (Invisible Children): http://www.invisiblechildren.com.s3-website-us-east-1.amazonaws.com/

This is a very sad thing that has been going on. Joseph Kony, for the last 26 years, has kidnapped over 30,000 children. He forces the young girls into sex slavery, and the young boys are forced to use guns to join his army where they are required to kill their families and others as well as disfigure other children who refuse to follow orders. If you have a little bit of time, I encourage you to watch the video. Maybe you will find it in your heart to spread the word about this awful man who desperately needs to be captured! They are calling this movement KONY 2012 because they believe this is the year he will be stopped! They need the help from US government and military to take this man down. Spreading the word and giving your support will help ensure that the US still sees this as a vital need for our help in Uganda, and will continue helping these innocent children in need. Thank You!